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当时刚刚情窦初开，看到漂亮成熟的女老师真的让我春心荡漾。 

总想多表现一下，让老师多关注我。 

所以经常举手提问，好有机会离她更近。 

每次闻到她身上特有的女人味，总让我怦然心动。 

----- ...]]></description>
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